Monday, September 13, 2010
This is some crap i thought of while i was supposed to be studying. enjoy!
If pokemon existed in the real world.....
Soccer can no longer be played coz wild pokemon will pop out of nowhere while players are running in the grass.
Snorlaxes will block your path to school.
There must be a couple who is hell horny to get enough nurse joys throughout the world's pokemon centres.
Extreme fishing like gyrados fishing and wailord harpooning will now be a sport.
You can ride pokemon to school.
Screw space shuttles, we have rayquaza!
The gas company ( as in the ones for cooking ) will go out of business.
Pokemon contests could seriously take place.
Pokeballs can be found at popular outlet stores.
Despite all these random and stupid stuff, there are drawbacks as well(4give me if there are some on top)
One bad thing I can think of about having pokemon in this world is that man will use pokemon for war. Sucks eh? But if u tink abt it, dats the sad truth, man WILL use pokemon for war.
One of the most awesome things i can tink abt as an environment lover is dat having pokemon in this world means that electricity will no longer be a finite resource on earth!
Think abt it!
Isn't that great?
So if anyone disagrees the statement,"having pokemon in this world is a bad thing", I think not
the redeemer ^___~
1:41 AM
Monday, June 28, 2010
jialat.
sipeh jialat.
why so suay ... -.-
SS now KMH teaching my class.
Crap seh she still hates me lor. I purposely dunwan elect geog so go into elect history 2 avoid her( one of the reasons la ) den in the end suay suay still kena.
die la
die laaaaaaaaaaaa
the redeemer ^___~
2:54 AM
Monday, May 17, 2010
Before i actually start posting nonsense, i wanna say dat dis is not a post, but actually nonsense. Interesting or not. it varies among ppl. I wanna make a mini trilogy or smth on this particular piece of garbage.
How to train your beansprout #1
*EPIK MUSIC*
A millenia ago, in the town of freakville, there lived a woman. This woman.................. is totally unimportant to the storyline so who cares about her. However, unknowingly to her, her child, Guanghui was a boy that would start a revolution that would shake the very foundations of this world. And with that, a loser was born.
~13 Years Later~
Guanghui finally emerges from his house, after a long and tiring year of trying to convince him that no one would wedgie Guanghui in the outside world.
His mother gave him a cow, and told him to sell the cow for some money in the streets. Guanghui carried the cow on his shoulders, but was too wimpy to do so. He was also too much of a loser to actually make it walk. Therefore, he went back to his mother and began complaining to her that the cow was a gay and demanded that the cow be castrated. However, it was a damn COW, not a bull, and Guanghui embarrassed himself once again. Once again out of the house, Guanghui decided to grab the cow by the ears and pull it to the street.It actually worked, sort of. And that's how the loser's story began to unfold.
Tune in next time for another issue of "How to train your beansprout" brought to you by Ryan!
the redeemer ^___~
12:44 AM
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
running low on money for the week. sien..
2day me and adam on our way home we got intercepted my ppl hu ask for donations la.
my achilles heel sia... i nv in my life find myself able to pretend i din see her and juz walk. i find it too "heartless"?
just like dat $2 gone-.-
the redeemer ^___~
3:14 AM
Monday, April 19, 2010
these few days not so free liao lor.. so many tchrs taupok us wif hmwk, wan to eat away the taupok so not so easy cause the taupok very hard, not so easy.
nowadays i play com i feel abit guilty liao, all the better.. maybe i'll like studying 4 once.
life goes on luh, everyday see the same idiots and do stupid stuff with them...
not so bad uh.
anywayyyyyy........
Adam told me abt his conversation 2day...
Adam: Eh Guanghui u like Hwai Mun ar?
Guanghui: If I like Hwai Mun den Ryan's not a faggot.
Adam: 0_0''
meazing hor?
the redeemer ^___~
4:00 AM
Thursday, April 1, 2010
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
i cant get my music player to work
the redeemer ^___~
5:02 AM
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
shortest post ever. 2day maple i juz got 3 eqs in less than 30 secs. wowza.
byebye
the redeemer ^___~
4:29 AM
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
2day was cool!
1.had chinese oral, probably failed, but at least its over, which makes it rock!
2.got to chiong psp w/ my peeps, had fun!
3.got to play maple, lvl my/not my striker a few times(dunno if dat counts as cool)
kinda lucky 2day, when i came into sch, i realised i 4got 2 see my class noticeboard for which chinese tchr i got, so i went to my class... and..... blah blah blah
once i saw i went to my designated class luh, den just nice the tchr taking attendance and called out my name. its like, i step in and then comes," wei cong?". not dat it matters, just pointing out the conincidence.
oh yeah hor, got 1 ting dat sucked.
4got to bring chinese file, ran home, take file, ran back.
I realised my chinese tchr's pidgeon hole was freaking full, so i like, stoned there for a while, tinking of how 2 put my file in. den zi hao came along(mocked my short hair) and called me 2 just take out some1's to make space for mine. lucky i not so bad, i die oso wanna find a way. den i saw this gap so i juz force it in lor, lucky my file cover harder than normal plastic ring files^^legs pain....
guanghui sucks. ok byebye!
the redeemer ^___~
3:24 AM
Friday, March 5, 2010
at last. exams over. no more stupid people asking me to study. no more studying in the first place. just games. and more games.
yay.
overall all the papers except chemistry and a maths. those 2 sucked ttm.
I discovered a way to irritate guanghui like hell. there are 6 steps in all.1. Act cool and all, go up to the subject.2. Do not communicate with the subject.3. Keep staring at the subject.4. Act cool.5. Do not respond no matter how much the subject insults you.6. Make your escape once the subject is pissed.I tried it. it works. hope this helps^^ Stupid sch. purposely drag all the double sci class to go parliament. i wanna play psp w/ adam and alvin aft exam go chiong monster hunter freedom unite de lor.Mhfu is a game where u well, hunter monsters. you can make armour, make weapons, upgrade your armour and weapons, get pro. The usual maple-ish game. No more liao. nth much 2 say le. bb^^
the redeemer ^___~
3:58 AM
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
to start, im not gonna use exactly gud english anymore. Singlish betta... easier 2 type.
I'll start w/ 2 random topics i wanna rant abt. if u dun wanna read its ok, i'll make the font red so u noe wad 2 skip
btw, whenever i rant, i'll change 2 red font for the interests of guanghuis hu dun really care^^
1) stupid adam and alvin... come my hse use ashley's char im maple spam "I LOV SEX @@@@@.." my god... all i did was answer the phone and while tokin i heard them laughing away like ****-.-''U shud read 2!!2)Have any of u wondered how amazing erasers are? I was like looking at it one day while doing my homework, when i began 2 wonder," how the hell does it erase pencil markings?" i noe as u rub the graphite will stick 2 the eraser dust and wad la... but HOW THE HELL DOES IT STICK IN THE 1ST PLACE!?! its like, totally AWESOME!! u juz rub rub ur eraser over ur pencil markings and it MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS!!okeh.. done ranting! b4 i tok abt 2day... i realised 2 tingys abt this blogskin. 1, the title doesn't show.(sucks rite?) 2, I 4got wad it was cause i was thinkin how amazing erasers are. anyway it sucks oso la i'll tell u when i rmb promise. but the blogskin sooooooo cuutttee how can i change?okay.. 2day nth much la the lessons, except chem lesson. jerk sia mr tan, he come in and say
" ok 3E, are u guys ready for test?"
den we were like NOOOOO. den he say,
" i haven finish yet lah, i meant are u guys ready 2 fail?"
terrible tcher sia...
Oh LOL i remembered the 2nd thing le!!! its dat the date of the post is wrong!! its note like 1 day 2 days off leh, its waaaaaaay off can-.- it changed back a few days ago only
skip 2 after sch.. went to waste time w/ our new YGO fren. uses a CB deck. CB is not vulgar ok! it stands for crystal beast!
looks very stupid tho, if u wanna see was they look like, here's the link on themhttp://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/File:CrystalBeasts.jpg. its just an animal with a jewel on it. everything very ugly except the 1, its soooooo cutee!! its the purple thengy with 4 ears. anyway thats not the point, he sucks, got thrashed by us. During environment club nth much 2 say la.. the sec 1s come liao so we gotta play some ice breakers. stupid girls go suggest some ultra lame game. In summary u juz gotta call the other guy's name. I keep yelling WHACKO WHACKO WHACKOOOOO!!!! den they say not fun. in the end every1 say their game not fun.
Girls? as fun as boys? come on la...( ok maybe some, but still.. )
As u may hav realised by now, i do not use backspace often as seen above where i 4got abt the 2nd thing abt this blogskin. I try to make my posts like talking la, once say dun take back.
k la, dats my longest post ever, hope u read the red font 1 oso. hehe.
do too
the redeemer ^___~
2:49 AM
